I really passed these birds while walking the dog the other day. There were probably 20 to 30 birds in a few trees and they weren’t singing pleasing songs. It sounded like those asshole birds that start mimicking the digital noises they hear and it was ATROCIOUS.

Imagine 25 birds screeching out the most obnoxious alarm buzzer because they’re trying to get bird-laid. IT WAS EAR POISON. 25 small animals going BRAAUIIGH BROAAUIIGH BROAAAIIIGH

I should have recorded it for you.