I really passed these birds while walking the dog the other day. There were probably 20 to 30 birds in a few trees and they weren’t singing pleasing songs. It sounded like those asshole birds that start mimicking the digital noises they hear and it was ATROCIOUS.

Imagine 25¬†birds screeching out the most obnoxious¬†alarm buzzer because they’re trying to get bird-laid. IT WAS EAR POISON. 25 small animals going BRAAUIIGH BROAAUIIGH BROAAAIIIGH

I should have recorded it for you.