I know it’s short notice, but if you’re in Fort Collins, CO or somewhere near there, I’ll be at the Fort Collins Comic Con this Saturday – 9/12/15! If you come by I have fresh fist-bumps and I’ll sign anyone’s comics for free. Don’t even have to be mine!
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I had to bring a bucket to collect all the bones coming out of there after working in the two Illustrated Thesaurus books!
Some people just HAVE to brag about their dreams. SHEESH!
Denver Comic Con has come and gone. I’m sure I have some things to say about how fun it was, but it’s late and I’m behind on comics. It was unbelievably fun seeing strangers and folks from years past laugh at the new comics đ Thanks for coming by the booth!
A new fan expressed interest in PRINTS of comics. Are you interested in that? Let me know aj(at)stewped(dot)com
I really passed these birds while walking the dog the other day. There were probably 20 to 30 birds in a few trees and they weren’t singing pleasing songs. It sounded like those asshole birds that start mimicking the digital noises they hear and it was ATROCIOUS.
Imagine 25 birds screeching out the most obnoxious alarm buzzer because they’re trying to get bird-laid. IT WAS EAR POISON. 25 small animals going BRAAUIIGH BROAAUIIGH BROAAAIIIGH
I should have recorded it for you.
If this were a 4-panel comic, the last one would be a newspaper headline with the friend being arrested on disemboweling charges. The Magic Toilet Handle gets away again.
This toilet handle ruined a guy’s day previously.
Those little seeds they give you with a chia pet? Wouldn’t it be scary if each one was actually just a bundle of spider eggs?
Like hundreds of them per ‘seed?’
O_O
Happy new year
Did you know that some scissors are basically two razor blades slicing against each other?
I didn’t.
Everyone!
I’ve discovered the perfect gift! And you can use it to procure MORE gifts!
Sure, the initial investment is high, but it pays off really quickly. It has to, because the rest of the world becomes SUPER jealous of your shopping spree and wants it to end as soon as possible.
Back to work this week after the long holiday, I hope you didn’t have a blast* over the long weekend. I had fun, but I had to clean up a blast or two.
Follow me on twitter, would ya? It’ll confuse the crap out of me.
*Big ol’ barfin’ fit
Based on the true-life story of Doubting Thomas who really needed a clean break, and lo were his prayers answered.
The bee one is actually said pretty often around here. I don’t know why I included it in the comic…
Speaking of animals doing inappropriate things, head over to my Patreon page to see a whole bunch of animals barfing! I know you’re into that, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Never get between a bear and his hunny.
I’d like to thank every one of my patrons for supporting these comics, and me, for the last several months. The encouragement and support has been fantastic and keeps my nose to the grindstone. Thank you, every one of you!
For those of you that don’t know, patrons get to read the comics early, can access a full size RSS feed, and get e-books of all the comics! Check it out if you haven’t heard of it!
My kid is going to be 3 years old next week. Just a coincidence that I’m bringing that up in the post for this particular comic…
Check out the store! That kid needs shoes! She’s almost as tall as me!